Lo Reid-Europe's most famous female hypnotist

im sitting at my desk, eating choco hoops, and cutting out things to stick on my walls :) last night was the hypnotist-it was AMAZING, ive never laughed so much in my life!! its quite scary really tho, to think that she has so much control over these people...but i was awesome!! she had 14 volunteers. she got them to all focus on a point in the room n then she talked to them, saying that her voice was gonna make them sleepy n that they would focus away from the noises around them etc n that her voice would send them deeper, etc. she then did stuff such as 'its really cold, you need to rub ur arms n legs to keep warm', then she would click or something n they all started doing what she had said-it was dead weird!! also she ttold them they all had an itchy bum n cudnt scratch as people were around, so they all started fidgetin in their seats, she told the men that when a certain music played they wud think they were all world class ballet dancers-ye, they dance, and dance-i nearly wet myself lol!! she also made them think they were 7 and in the classroom, and then asked them things like 'were do babies come from'-one of the girls, ever so cutely answered 'from the birdy that brings them' *awwwww* she did things to individual people aswell, such as when u hear this noise u will be convinced ur chair is red hot-thus causing them to jump up each time...he even cried!! she gave the girls glasses which 'made them able see under the guys clothes' haha a girl screamed when she put them on!! omg, she did so much stuff, she made the guys lap dance around this guy sat on a chair, who they thought was a gorgeous blonde!! lol she made a girl 'the laughing police', and she proceded to shout at us all n get cross because we were all commiting an illegal act :P at one point she made some of them japenses tourists who walked amongst us audience, asking for their camera *in gobbleygook, which was their attempt at japenese* she then made it that when they heard a phone ring, they would take the right shoe of the person nearest, and answer it as though it was the fone-that was SO FUNNY!! they acutally taked into it n shook it to make it work etc when no one talked back!! their was so much more awesome stuff aswell, but i dont have all night :P haha she convinced them that they were all goldfish, so they all sat their 'blowing bubbles' n 'flapping their fins'!! lol

anyway....this morning, ive just washed my hair, we have a health n safety thing this afternoon which is compulsory, n then its just chill out in the bar this evening :) i think thats all for now-ciao xxxxxxxxxx